Why is Esther So Thirsty?

If you are not from the U.S. you don't know what it means to be thirsty these days. We don't mean that she needs something to drink. Being "thirsty" means that she is a desperate hoe - a girl who chases after guys without any regard for self-respect.

You can tell Esther is thirsty because she is constantly chasing after a guy that she was "dating", but recently broke up with. I say "dating", because that has yet to be proven as her "ex-boyfriend" still denies it to this day.

Random Person: "Didn't you date Esther?"
Ex-Boyfriend: "No!"

Usually females stop being thirsty after they get dumped like Esther did, but this does not stop Esther from pining over her ex in public, on Facebook, and on Instagram. Dude! Someone needs to give Esther a reality check because she is still thinks that there is something going on. Girl, he dumped you and you need to get off his D - as we say in Atlanta.

I could go on and on about the crazy, desperate, and thirsty things she does, but here is a quick list just to name a few. The worst part is that if she is going to act this way, it should be kept provate, not all over the Internet because she just embarrasses herself even more.

• She is a "photographer" so she started chasing him when she became his official event photographer at his DJ appearances. This meant that she would be at every party he played at while posting pictures on Instagram.
• She made a comment on a photo of a DJ that got married that her ex posting saying: "So DJ marriages are a thing now?"
• She constantly posts old-ass selfies of herself for no reason -- like not even relevant to anything, just to make it look like she is currently doing something when everyone knows she is at home doing nothing. 
• She also helps her ex set up for his parties, decorate, and is the #1 groupie at any and all events in exchange for nothing - well, in exchange for sex.
• Her post are often about relationships, sad love songs, or songs about sex. One day they are about being in love and the next day they are about how single she is. The reason her relationship status changes so much is because she IS NOT in a relationship!
• After being dumped, she posted a photo with her arm around and invisible person the the caption "With bae".
• She tried to drug her ex by giving him prescription drugs at a party. His friends found out and took care of him the rest of the night.

Girl, stop!

So what do you think of this level of thirst? Is it normal or too much?